I used to be pretty immature

Well, I was going through my old e-mails and this one jumped out at me. Back in my Freshman year of college, apparently it was fun to harass my roommate’s ex-girlfriend then send the conversation to my friends. In any case, peep this…

From:"Bobby the Horrible"

Subject: Gotz this bitch

To: “All his horrible friends”

wassup duders,

here’s the situation..im bored (playin with my cock)

and i see timps' ex gf online and i say to myself this

bitch is gonna get it..so i IM her with a link to the

infamous website (which she has shown her utter disgust

with in the past)...unfortunately i get the away

message heckling block but then she responds…the

rest speaks for itself:

Bobberous: hey my message?

Bobberous: *get

betz122: im choosing not to respond

Bobberous: im choosing to fiddle with my penis

betz122: do you really have nothing better to do?

Bobberous: ya im kinda bored, and ur name was just

calling out to me from my buddylist

betz122: notice how you didnt get an away message from

me?

Bobberous: notice how i was looking at porn and

didnt care

betz122: yeah, thats because you arent on my buddylist

and i want nothing do with you

Bobberous: coolio 8-)

betz122: you have got to be kidding me.

Bobberous: wha?

Bobberous: that guy in the sunglasses kids u not

betz122: you do realize that by iming me you proved my

point, don't you....you and timps are the ones that

can't let go of this, not i

betz122: i can understand timps issues

betz122: but you, well, you are just an asshole.

Bobberous: um timps has no issues..in fact he has

nothing to do with this..this is me being an ASSHOLE

with nothing better to do then harass u on IM

Bobberous: and download Loverboy music videos

betz122: no

betz122: im leaving

Bobberous: damn

Bobberous: come on, i need some more material to

send to my friends!

Bobberous: if ur not gonna talk to me, talk to this

guy...

Bobberous: :-D

betz122: oh please

Bobberous: oh please?

Bobberous: are u talking to me or the smiley face?

betz122: what do you want me to say? do you want me to

get mad and start swearing at you?

Bobberous: could u please...

Bobberous: thats what gets my motor runnin

Bobberous: and provides my pals with a chuckle

betz122: ha, well, im sorry i cant help you out

there....

betz122: but you are helping my case but even startign

to talk to me.

Bobberous: helping ur case? are u filing charges

against me for the kid touching i did back in brazil?

Bobberous: cause its legal over there

betz122: so, i thank you greatly. what you dont

realize is that i have made full amends with what

happend like a year ago and so none of it makes me

mad....if anything i had a good chuckle at the fact

that you two are complete idiots

betz122: i dont find that very funny.

Bobberous: of course u dont find it funny! but

everyone im goin to email this conversation to will!

Bobberous: even this guy :-D

betz122: ha

betz122: well thats great.

betz122: goodbye

Bobberous: he's laughing at u

Bobberous: got anything else to add?

Auto response from betz122: i hope you aren't serving

jumbo shirmp, becasue i'm allergic to oxy-morons.

betz122 signed off at 2:40:36 AM.